It starts slowly, gently drawing you in… you’re introduced to a number of strangely interesting and compelling characters. The plot seems at first to be satisfyingly predictable, then — suddenly — the narrative takes a completely unexpected turn! The protagonist is thrown into a series of devastating and alarming twists and turns! The antagonist triumphs — evil trounces good, mass hysteria seizes the city streets! Our Hero is separated from his One True Love, and it seems that she has fallen for The Villain of the Piece! Will Good Prevail? Will Evil Perish? Will Love Conquer All?!? I don’t know yet — that’s as far as I’ve got. Don’t worry, it has a Great Ending.